Monday, January 02, 2006

Happy New Year

Well, Ah havent been postin' fo awhile, wid da feelin' all icky from a cold,but Ah hope everybody had a phat Christmas 'n a Happy New Years! Ah went out wid ma friends last night to cotton eyed joes, know what I'm sayin'? Paid $15 to get in so Ah didnt has to stand in da line dat wuz wrapped around da building, gots ma shoes puked on by ma best friend,right in front of da bar( but dat shit wuz ha bday too,so Ah think tha byatch double dosed it),had to keep anotha homie out of a fight, 'n lata dat night had to pull ova so tha byatch could bark at da road n' shit. But,besides dealin' wid da growlin' splash monkeys, 'n da not bein' able to walk without rubbin' elbows wid some drunk,hairy, Ron Jeremy in da 70's look-a-likes, Ah guess Ah had an alright time, man. Ah think next year Ah might just stay home 'n watch da ball drop.Maybe ma New Years resolution should be figurin' out why Ah even continue to drag myself out to da places.

8 Comments:

At 1:07 AM, Blogger Tam said...

When da ball dropped, Ah wuz in da middle of tellin' a dumb joke 'n tryin' not to drop ma lighta in da hot tub...

Ah figure it be best to get as many of da New Year's goofy screwups out of da way in da first five minutes as possible, know what I'm sayin'? ;)

 
At 1:16 AM, Blogger Dr, know what I'm sayin'? StrangeGun said...

When da ball dropped.. n' shit. Ah wuz watchin' da chase scene from da original Blues Brothers.

 
At 10:30 PM, Blogger Elmo's aphasiatic twin said...

Ron Jeremy look-alikes (wasn't tha dude da muthafucka wid da nickname, Hedge Hog?) puke on da shoes, howlin' at da moon: dat caused a wack 70s flashback.

Ah spent da night home visitin' 'n playin' cards wid ma wife, man. Da two kids, 14 'n 12, spent da night wid some friends, man. Dat shit wuz da first time we've spent New Year's Eve alone since we met in 1990.

 
At 8:29 PM, Blogger Tam said...

Hey, Tiff!

Don't yo' ass has a meme to respond to? ;)

 
At 12:10 PM, Blogger Tiffani said...

Yes, Tank Yo' ass Tam!.lol..Ill try to do dat first thin' today..= p

 
At 11:44 AM, Anonymous AdaM said...

*cough* UPDATE! *cough*

 
At 2:10 PM, Anonymous ArklahomBoy said...

Last year Ah wuz at Times Square in Manhattan...this year Ah wuz in a barracks in da Kingdom of Bahrain...last year wuz infinitely better.

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger Tiffani said...

Arklahomboy, Ah bet Times Square wuz crazy tho! Yea 'n all wack yo' ass had to be overseas fo da holidays but tanks fo all yo' ass do!

 

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