Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Funny stuff right thurr!

Readin' SouthParkPundit.Com, Ah came across one of tha dude's posts dat wuz pretty funny n' shit. Yo' ass can translate yo' blog into different slang, man. Heres what mine would look like if Ah had wrote in pimp talk n' shit. Be sure to try yours out here.

Friday, February 17, 2006

On da agenda fo tonight

Well,Chris's B-day be sunday, hes turnin' 5 which means he'll start school dis year.Geez = ( .Anyways, da motorcross be comin' to Thompson Bolin' Arena, so Ah think Im gonna take tha dude's ass down there tonight fo tha dude's B-day n' shit. Tha dude loved da Monsta Truck Jam dat came,so Ah think he'll mad like this n' shit. There gots to probaly be a dirt bike in tha dude's future when tha dude sees dis tonight, know what I'm sayin'? Tha dude wuz kinda aggravated Ah didnt go out 'n get a monsta truck afta da last show.

Sometimes a reminders needed

Congress shall make naw law respectin' an establishment of religion, or prohibitin' da free exercise thereof; or abridgin' da freedom of speech, or of da press; or da right of da muthas peaceably to assemble, 'n to petition da Government fo a redress of grievances.— Da First Amendment to da U.S n' shit. Constitution

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Happy Valentines Day

Yes,it be dat time of year again fo candy,cards,flowers, 'n bein' all lovey-dovey wid yo' other! But guys, dis year,brin' yo' schmoopie down to Coal Creek Armory today, 'n ladies shoot free,and guys shoot half price wid them, know what I'm sayin'? Dat shit makes fo a cheap date, man. And nothings 'mo romantic than puttin' some rounds down range.

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