Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Bored Much?

Youre sittin' there at work, been answerin' questions on da phone about store hours, range prices, 'n da price of whateva gun someone just built in da head 'n wants dat shit ordered 'n be at da store by da next day,when da phone rings:
me-Coal Creek Armory
them-Yea,yall eva get any of dem AK's?
me-From time to time sir.
them- Yo' ass gots to has a gunpermit to get one?
me- Naw sir,just fill out a 4473 'n we call dat shit in.
them-What if yo' ass has a criminal record?
me-Well,(me guessin' its eitha a prank at dis point,or some idiot) Ah guess dat shit depends whats on it.
them-Just convicted of a couple of drive-bys.
me-Um,probaly not so much then n' shit. *click*, they hang up.Glad to help sir.

4 Comments:

At 2:33 AM, Blogger Josh said...

Don't yo' ass eva get tempted to yell at them? Ah don't know how yo' ass stand it...

 
At 10:49 AM, Blogger Tiffani said...

Yea,that 'n rig up da phone,where dat before yo' ass can even talk to a person,you has to take some kind of quiz showin' dat youve eitha already passed da 3rd grade or if yo' still in it,at least makin' phat grades, man. =p

 
At 11:45 AM, Blogger Paul Simer said...

Was probably a memba of da press lookin' fo a story...

 
At 5:13 PM, Anonymous AdaM said...

Hahahaha, where wuz Ah when dis happened?!

Oh man...too wack we kain't yell at da stupid idiots.

 

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