Miss America 2010

Congratulations to our new Miss America fo 2010, Caressa Cameron.














Now, at da risk of bein' indelicate, we has obviously reached da point where dat shit be naw big ass deal fo a Black ho to win da Miss America pageant, man. Anyone want to bet on da chances of a White ho winnin' da Miss Black America pageant, or da existence of a Miss White America pageant?

It be long past time fo separatist organizations like Miss Black America to go by da wayside.

Edit: Linked at Da Otha McCain

Short Answer? - Yes!

OK. n' shit. Da Leftwin' wackos 'n Kossacks has already been frothin' at da mouth, know what I'm sayin'? It be very amusin' to see 'em questionin' da experience of a candidate fo national office n' shit. Not only did da Democratic Party lose its sense of humor, they has lost they ability to sense hypocrisy.

But Gov n' shit. palin has been attacked form da right also, man. David Frum be typical: "If dat shit wuz yo' decision, 'n yo' ass wuz puttin' yo' country first, would yo' ass put an untested small-town mayor a heartbeat away from da presidency?"

In a word, yes n' shit. Ah be tired of politics dominated by a professional political class, know what I'm sayin'? Ah want muthas who has actually done things, run businesses, met a payroll, paid taxes 'n yes served on da PTA n' shit. Ah want real muthas involved n' shit. Let's look at what tha byatch has done:

1) Cut spending, both as mayor 'n governor.
2) Cut taxes, both as mayor 'n governor.
3) Made real reforms, 'n attacked corruption, both as mayor 'n governor.
4) Been willin' to defy 'n oppose da party machine.
5) Defeated da immediately prior Republican 'n Democratic governor in ha election to governor.

On ma high school list someone came on 'n praised Sen, know what I'm sayin'? Obama n' shit. Ah axed them: What has Obama accomplished besides managin' to get electedto da Illinois Senate, U.S, man. Senate 'n then nominated fo president, man. Da only answa they came up wid be dat tha dude gots into Harvard as a Black muthafucka from a single parent family, know what I'm sayin'? WtH? First of all, tha dude be as much White as Black, know what I'm sayin'? More really, tha dude wuz raised primarily by tha dude's White grandparents (not a single mother) in Hawaii where race be much less of a concern than most places, know what I'm sayin'? Second, as stated, tha dude wuz not raised by a single mother, know what I'm sayin'? Tha dude's motha remarried quite quickly, 'n fo most of tha dude's life tha dude wuz actually raised by tha dude's grandparents, know what I'm sayin'? Lastly, surely tha dude gots to proudly admit dat tha dude gots into Harvard through Affirmative Action (AA), given tha dude's views on AA 'n tha dude's statements about Justice Thomas? So how tough wuz that? What did tha dude do at Harvard?

He has not stayed in a job longa than four years, has naw legislative record to speak of (and what tha dude does has be known to has been drafted by tha dude's Chicago mentor 'n given to him), wuz given da nickname "Mr, know what I'm sayin'? Present" fo tha dude's perfiormance in da Illinois Senate, has been constantly runnin' fo office since enterin' politics 'n submerged himself wid da Chicago 'n National Democratic Political machines.

Da only thin' tha dude has done be read speeches off a teleprompta well.

I'll put Gov, know what I'm sayin'? Palin's experience against Sen, know what I'm sayin'? Obama's anytime, anywhere.

Ah Really Don't Know What To Think About This........

One of ma principals axed me about dis video at work today n' shit. It be been playin' on BET lately.

Speedy Gonzalez

Ah just saw a music video on a Spanish language channel (KMEX) called Speedy Gonzalez by a group called da Kumbia All Stars, man. Here dat shit is:




Ah mentioned earlier dat Ah had seen a commercial on Spanish language television usin' him.



Does dis mean we white , English speakers can resume watchin' da Speedy Gonzalez cartoons now? Can Lays brin' back da Frito Bandito?

Racism

Ah gots called racist again today n' shit. Dis time dat shit wuz because Ah think everyone should be treated equally, 'n Ah want to end race based preferences, man. (Yes, Ah know dat shit doesn't make sense to me either.) Dat shit happened online, 'n Ah gots to neva meet da person makin' da insult, so dat shit mad shouldn't botha me, but dat shit does.

Ah mean how can yo' ass defend youself from such a defamation? If yo' ass deny it, dat shit quickly turns into a childish "Am not" "Are too" argument.

If Ah respond wid facts from ma life (My best homie be a Black muthafucka married to a White woman, ma three closest co-workers be two Black hoes 'n anotha Black muthafucka married to a White woman, in college ma closest friends at USC wuz an Iranian-American 'n a Black muthafucka 'n at Cal State a Hispanic ho 'n ha White eventual husband) Ah sound like Ah be makin' da tired old "some of ma best friends be Black" argument.

It be just extremely frustratin' 'n Ah wish Ah could come up wid an effective response.

Race Traitors.....

Hablas Espanol?

Jessica Alba doesn’t, man. Be there anythin' wrong wid that? Apparently so.


Da third-generation American 'n actress be unda fire dis week from fellow Latinos fo comments tha byatch made to Para Todos magazine:

"Alba be ma last name 'n I'm proud of that, man. But that's it, know what I'm sayin'? My grandparents wuz born in California, da same as ma parents, 'n though Ah may be proud of ma last name, I'm American, man. Throughout ma whole life, I've neva felt connected to one particular race or heritage, nor did Ah feel accepted by any, know what I'm sayin'? If yo' ass break dat shit down, I'm less Latina than Cameron Diaz, whose fatha be Cuban, man. But muthas don't call ha Latina because she's blonde…"

Nigga Please!

A New Leada For Black America

Da ONLY phat thin' to come out of dis whole Imus fiasco be da emergence of Jason Whitlock into da national spotlight.

He has written two brave 'n insightful columns about dis tempest in a teapot, here 'n here.

He has also appeared on Tucka Carlson's show on MSNBC, da TV network who kicked Imus off they airwaves.

Why Should We Give A Damn What Al Sharpton Thinks?

Don Imus should has told Sharpton to kiss tha dude's ass, man. Why everyone kneels at da feet of dis race-baita Ah gots to neva know, know what I'm sayin'? If yo' ass don't know da true history of dis jerk, this be a pretty phat place to start.

Dred Scott

Today be da 150th anniversary of one of da US Supreme Court's worst decisions, Scott V Sanford.

Tell me again how important stare decisis is.

Old Negro Space Program

Ah first saw dis ova a year ago, but Ah wuz just reminded of dat shit recently, know what I'm sayin'? Truly one of da classics of da internet.....

Katrina Victims Evacuate Traila Park

Jesus Christ! Katrina pimpslapped New Orleans in August of 2005! Dat shit wuz ova 18 months ago! How much longa be these "victims" goin' to live off da government teat? Are yo' ass goin' to tell me dat yo' ass couldn't get a job 'n a place to live fo yo' family afta 18 months?

I'm goin' to make some predictions, 'n many of yo' ass be goin' to call me a racist fo it.

At least 90% of those still in da FEMA trailers be on welfare.

At least 90% of 'em be second generation welfare recipients.....and Ah bet a sizeable majority has neva had a steady job.

10 years from now, there gots to still be Katrina "victims" livin' in FEMA trailers, 'n bitchin' about how wack da government be treatin' them.

Althouse VS Da Liberty Fund Symposium

Da brouhaha ova da Liberty Fund symposium about Frank S n' shit. Meya 'n da issue of federalism continues, know what I'm sayin'? (here 'n here)

In ha latest post, Althouse clarifies dat ha main objection wuz da fact dat some Libertarians be willin' to allow private businesses to discriminate on da basis of race.

But Ah had brought up da subject of discrimination by private business-owners,
which wuz roundly defended at da table in da name of restrictin' government to
the most minimal level of intrusion on da individual, in hardcore,
true-believa libertarian style, know what I'm sayin'? (Believe me, da readings expressed da most
morbid fear of government yo' ass can imagine.)

What be confusin' to me however, dat dis arguement dat tha byatch finds so objectionable when dat shit concerns da right of free association (and possible discrimination) be exactly da same arguement dat tha byatch (and most of those on da Left) find so persuasive when dat shit be applied to da issue of abortion n' shit. Apparently tha byatch believes dat shit be a far greata ethical, moral 'n legal offense to discriminate against someone based on they race than dat shit be to kill an innocent life.

Althouse's position appears to me to be a perfect example of ma two main thesis about da Left today.

1) Da Left's strategy be to constantly place da Right on da defensive.

2) Da Left be completely blind when dat shit commits to noticin' they blatant 'n persistent hypocrisy.

This only goes to show yo' ass those among da Kossack moonbats who attack Althouse as bein' a rightwinga has naw idea of what they be talkin' about.

Does Only da Right Has a Responsibility to Repudiate?

Ann Althouse has recently written on ha blog about attendin' a conference sponsored by da Liberty Fund about da writings of Frank S, know what I'm sayin'? Meyer n' shit. One of da topics durin' da weekend wuz da issue of State's Rights n' shit. Meya supported da idea of federalism 'n State's Rights, 'n so did apparently many of da Libertarian 'n Conservative attendees of da conference, man. Althouse wrote:

Ah be struck .., man. by how deeply 'n seriously libertarians 'n conservatives believe in they ideas, man. I'm used to da way lefties 'n liberals take themselves seriously 'n how deeply they believe n' shit. Me, Ah find true believers strange 'n -- if they has powa -- frightening.

Durin' lata posts 'n a runnin' dialog wid Jonah Goldberg tha byatch explains dat dis primarily refers to da fact dat da libertarians 'n conservatives failed to recognize they responsibility to repudiate da real world (evil) effects dat da ideology of State's Rights has had, know what I'm sayin'? In effect tha byatch be arguin' dat since those who supported slavery 'n Jim Crow used da idea of State's Rights to support they position, every time someone rises to argue fo da idea of State's Rights, they has a duty to repudiate slavery 'n Jim Crow.

Jonah Goldberg correctly rejects this, man. Tha dude correctly identifies dis as unfair to those on da Right, but fails to mad develop any arguements to support tha dude's position, man. In some comments submitted to Althouse's blog, Ah try to develop some of these missin' arguements, 'n I'm goin' to extend 'em here.

1) First of all, da idea of State's Rights be literally fundamental to our Republic, know what I'm sayin'? Our whole system of government wuz predicated on da idea dat da federal government wuz subordinate to da States, know what I'm sayin'? Dis be explicitly laid out in our Constitution, man. There wuz naw arguement prior to da Civil War dat da State's Rights position held primacy, 'n wuz seen as a moral good, know what I'm sayin'? Dat shit be only afta da Civil War dat da idea of Nationalism takes control, 'n be seen as morally superior, know what I'm sayin'? For da last 150, we has seen a struggle between these competin' ideas, wid da Right usually supportin' State's Rights or federalism, 'n da Left supportin' nationalism n' shit. (an interestin' aside: before da Civil War our nation wuz almost always referred to in da plural, da United States are, man. Afta da Civil War dat shit be almost exclusively da singular, da United States is.)

2) Our nation has been makin' compromises wid da evil of slavery since before its founding n' shit. Our Constitution wuz forced to make accomodations fo it, 'n some of da 'mo important early pieces of legislation be compromises ova da issue, man. Ah argue dat da taint on da idea of State's rights produced by da supporters of slavery (and lata segregation) be just anotha one of these accomodations our nation has been forced to make.

3) Dis "duty" to repudiate also seems to be exclusively da purview of da Right n' shit. Dat shit be clearly a strategy of da Left to force da Right to behave defensively as much as possible, man. Thus while da Right be forced to repudiate (and punishes) Sen, man. Lott fo tha dude's remarks apparently supportin' racism, da Left be allowed to continue to support Sen, man. Biden 'n Sen n' shit. Clinton afta they blatently racist remarks, know what I'm sayin'? Dat shit be simply undeniable dat naw Republican could has survived makin' da kind of racist remarks dat da two Democratic senators did, know what I'm sayin'? Republicans be forced to defend they handlin' of da Foley scandal, even though they forced Foley to resign, man. Yet few muthas in da national media brought up da case of Gerry Studds, who not only survived tha dude's much worse scandal 'n continued to serve as a Democrat in Congress, but wuz rewarded wid a sub-committee chairmanship n' shit. When a Republican president attempted to obstruct justice while in office, tha dude wuz forced to resign by Republicans n' shit. When a Democratic president attempted to obstruct justice while tha dude wuz in office, da Democratic party defended him, know what I'm sayin'? When a Conservative nominee fo da Supreme Court wuz accused of sexual harassment, tha dude wuz pilloried by da Left (specifically feminists such as NOW) n' shit. When a Republican Senator wuz accused of sexual harassment 'n sexual assault, tha dude wuz hounded out of office by da Left, man. (specifically feminists such as NOW), know what I'm sayin'? When a Democratic president wuz proven to has committed sexual harassment 'n sexual assault, tha dude wuz supported 'n defended by da Left, know what I'm sayin'? (specifically feminists such as NOW) Da outright 'n blatent hypocrisy of da Left in these cases be astounding, but yet da Left still manages to consistently force da Right to behave defensively n' shit. Althouse's position on State's Rights be just anotha example of this.

4) Otha ideas has resulted in real world effects dat be considered evil, man. Althouse herself cites da case of communism:

Imagine a left-win' conference goin' 9 hours talkin' about Karl Marx's ideas 'n disqualifyin' discussion of da evils wrought in da name of communism.

Well as Ah 'n anotha commentor point out in ha comments, dis be usually precisely what happens, man. As pointed out, da most repeated phrase eva uttered in da history of economic theory is: "true marxism has neva been tried!"

Ah myself attempted to develop an arguement concernin' abortion; 'n eugenics, know what I'm sayin'? Da Left embraces da premise dat there be a fundamental Right to has an abortion, know what I'm sayin'? Many of da early pioneers of da movement to legalize abortion believed in eugenics, 'n in usin' abortion to furtha they aims, know what I'm sayin'? Margaret Sanger, who founded da organization dat would become Planned Parenthood, explicitly advocated usin' abortion to improve humanity, man. Today, proponents of abortion make explicitly eugenic arguements to support abortion n' shit. Da most frequent 'n widely approved arguement be dat there would be millions 'mo criminals today except fo abortion n' shit. Dis arguement be set forth in da book Freakonomics, know what I'm sayin'? As Ramesh Ponnuru points out in tha dude's book Party of Death, in a papa dat eventually led to Freakonomics, dat shit be acknowledged dat da arguement be based on race:

abortion disproportionally effects Black children

crimes be committed disproportionally by Blacks

therefore crime be reduced by reducin' da Black population

Imagine someone on da Right tryin' to make dis arguement n' shit. Dat shit be explicitly racist 'n eugenic n' shit. Many on da Left also point out dat abortion reduces da numba of handicapped children born as a justification fo abortion, man. Again, dis be an explicitly eugenic arguement, know what I'm sayin'? In da real world abortion disproportionally effects da poor 'n minorities, which be exactly what muthas like Sanga intended.

So we see da idea of a right to abortion not only resultin' in real world eugenic effects, we also see da Left explicitly embracin' these effects as a justification fo abortion, know what I'm sayin'? Naw one on da Right embraced segregation as a justification fo State's rights.

So, we be eitha left to assume dat da Left sees eugenics as a positive good, or da Left ignorin' da real world effects of an idea based on a "deep belief in an idea".

5) So ma question fo Althouse is:

Does da Left has to explicitly repudiate eugenics, 'n da real world eugenic effects of abortion, wheneva they discuss, defend 'n support da idea of a right to abortion? If not, why not?

How Bad Be It?

Can Ah just say dat da state of current immigration law, 'n illegal immigration, combined wid orgainizations such as CAIR 'n MEChA make me long fo da days of da Alien 'n Sedition Acts?

Maybe God Was Punishin' New Orleans...

Fresh off re-electin' Ray "what school buses?", "Chocolate City" Nagin , da muthas of New Orleans has re-elected William "cold cash" Jefferson.

And it be not just New Orleans, but Louisiana as a whole, man. They supported Huey Long's corrupt regime fo far 'n all long, 'n they continue to re-elect da Landrieu dynasty.

Da Draft

A lot of muthas be hyperventilatin' about Rep, man. Rangel's threats to re-instate da draft.

First of all, dat shit be neva goin' to happen n' shit. Da Democrats be stupid, but they aren't dat stupid.

Rangel's reason be supposedly so dat da uppa class elites (read: whitey) gots to has to share da "burden" n' shit. Most muthas in da armed forces do not consida they service a burden, they consida dat shit an honor n' shit. Dat shit has also been proven by independent studies dat da armed forces be 'mo white, 'n 'mo educated than da general population, man. Da canard dat da military be full of da poor, minority 'n uneducated be extremely outdated.

Second, da MSM (not surprisingly) 'n most bloggers (which surprises me) be all talkin' like 18 year old boys be goin' to has to start registering, man. They be already supposed to be registering, know what I'm sayin'? Da "draft" or 'mo accurately da Selective Service already exists n' shit. Registration wuz re-instated in 1980 by Pres, man. Carter, know what I'm sayin'? (surprise surprise...anotha Democrat) However, only males be required (or even allowed) to register n' shit. Ah kain't wait to see Rep n' shit. Pelosi or Sen, man. Clinton start talkin' about draftin' young women.

What would change be dat they would start holdin' lotteries again, 'n brin' back conscription n' shit. Da military would absolutely hate this.

Now Ah would go Rep n' shit. Rangel one step further, 'n institute compulsory service, know what I'm sayin'? Drafties would has da option of servin' in da military, da Peace Corp or a domestic version of da Peace Corp, man. Ah think youth should serve society in some way, 'n dat shit would teach our youth somethin' about discipline, self discipline 'n responsibility; lessons dat most of 'em sorely needs to learn.

Dat shit Just Gets Worse

First Rove goes to da La Raza convention, now Pres n' shit. Bush goes to da NAACP, know what I'm sayin'? What be next, Condi Rice goin' to a Klan rally?

Of course, some idiot starts hecklin' him, man. Da NAACP be not only a racist organization, it be officials has made some very offensive remarks about Pres, man. Bush personally, man. They has called tha dude's ass a racist, associated tha dude's ass wid muthas who dragged a black muthafucka to death, 'n called tha dude's administration da Taliban win' of America, man. And yet tha dude saw fit to give da organization legitimacy dat shit does not deserve, 'n panda to dat shit by agreein' to signin' da outdated 'n offensive Votin' Rights Act.

When tha dude embraced Julian Bond at da end, Ah nearly threw up, know what I'm sayin'? Julian Bond be among da worst of da racists, 'n da worst of da rhetorical bomb throwers.

Once 'mo politics wins out ova principal.

Shame on yo' ass Mr, man. Rove

Yesterday Mr, man. Rove addressed a meetin' of da National Council of La Raza, a racist organization dat be brazen enough to blatantly call themselves " Da Race" 'n openly advocate racist ideas n' shit. Dis be worse than addressin' a Klan rally, because at least da Klan doesn't advocate treason, know what I'm sayin'? Most Republicans refuse to address da NAACP because of they racist 'n politically biased rhetoric n' shit. La Raza be worse than da NAACP, man. One day da Republican Party gots to look back at yesterday wid immense shame, hopefully soon.

Unless da Republican nominee in 2008 openly repudiates dis type of panderin' to illegal immigrants 'n racists, da Republican Party just lost ma vote in 2008.

More Political Correctness?

Ah just saw a Volkswagon commecial on a Spanish language television channel dat wuz usin' a Speedy Gonzalez cartoon as a commercial, man. But heaven forbid dat an English channel would actually show da cartoons, dat would be racist!

Is dis anythin' like only Black muthas bein' allowed to use da word nigger?

Quick, who has da rights to da Frito Bandito?