Saturday, Decemba 26, 2009




Ah kain't tell yo' ass how much dat shit means to me to has all of yo' ass to take da time to read me, man. These past five years has been amazing n' shit. Please take da time to come ova to ma new site n' shit. It be new 'n improved!...:-)

God bless yo' ass 'n and yo' family dis new year!

Friday, Decemba 25, 2009

Merry Christmas!

Ah pray dat each of yo' ass experience da fullness of God's love dis new year, man. We celebrate today da amazin' miracle dat changed mankind, know what I'm sayin'? God gave us tha dude's son, know what I'm sayin'? Christ took upon himself all of sins, man. 'n washed our souls clean, know what I'm sayin'? In dis profound 'n phat love there be happiness 'n joy, man. Ah pray dat all of yo' ass experience it, man. Let God into yo' heart n' shit. Tha dude picks up da broken pieces 'n makes dat shit all beautiful.

Wednesday, Decemba 23, 2009

My Christmas Message To All On Da Political Spectrum

Ah usually would neva use a line from a modern movie to make a 'mo profound point, but every once in a while there be a line in a move dat strikes me, know what I'm sayin'? Dis happened when Ah wuz watchin' da movie, "2012." Near da end, one of da main characters declares, "It be when we stop fightin' fo each otha dat we lose our humanity."

Which brings me to ma Christmas message, know what I'm sayin'? All of us here on da right or left, in dis subculture of political obsession are, in da end, fightin' fo each other, know what I'm sayin'? Naw matta where we be on da political spectrum, we all want to make dis world a betta place, man. We all want what be best fo da muthas who live on dis planet.

We all has different ideas on how to do dat well n' shit. Some of us be profoundly right, 'n some of us be profoundly wrong, know what I'm sayin'? Dat shit be only in da end, when we face da One who loves us best, dat we gots to be able to see whetha what we believed wuz indeed right.

But until then, we continue on in dis life, doin' what we can to effect change n' shit. To lift one anotha up, know what I'm sayin'? To brin' a betta life fo all.

For all our differences, dat shit would do us well to rememba dat at da heart of all of this, all dis writing, all dis watching, all dis perspective, we be simply carin' about da world around us 'n da decisions bein' made on our behalf.

We are..... n' shit. "fightin' fo each other."

This mad be at da heart of all phat religions, man. Dat shit be certainly at da heart of ma Christian faith, man. Christ said, "Love one anotha as Ah has loved you." Christ told us dat that shit be in takin' care of one anotha dat we find God 'n purpose in life, know what I'm sayin'? When we stand fo those less fortunate, we be fightin' fo each other, man. When we fight fo freedom, we be fightin' fo each other.

In dis phat nation our foundin' fathers believed dat we wuz 'n be "endowed by our Creator wid certain unalienable rights." They didn't believe dat these rights wuz given to muthafucka by men, know what I'm sayin'? They did not believe dat dis nation wuz by accident, man. In orda to form "a 'mo perfect union" they understood dat that shit wuz da "blessings of liberty" given to us by our Creator, dat would indeed be necessary to fight for n' shit. They did fight n' shit. They fought fo us.

And now, still...we be fightin' fo each other.

Ah wish yo' ass all a blessed 'n happy Christmas, but special blessings to those who stand at da gate 'n watch those who lead us, man. We watch 'n work to make sure dat those who lead dis phat nation be bein' worthy of da work bestowed upon them, 'n dat they be understandin' da greatness of they service to us.

So to bloggers, commenters, columnists, authors, radio hosts, political pundits, news anchors, 'n reporters, Ah say many blessings to you, 'n may yo' ass always keep fightin' da phat fight.

For dat shit be there where we truly do keep 'n treasure our humanity.

Tuesday, Decemba 22, 2009

A Party Switch For Health Care

Rep, know what I'm sayin'? Parka Griffith, a freshman Democrat from Alabama gots to announce today tha dude be switchin' to da Republican party.


Griffith be also a Doctor, know what I'm sayin'? Tha dude be a radiation oncologist who founded a canca treatment center n' shit. Dat shit be expected dat tha dude gots to emphasize da reason fo tha dude's switch be dis debacle of a health bill.

Rememba what Ah said before n' shit. Every Senator who be a Doctor be opposed to dis bill n' shit. If anyone understands how these laws, mandates, 'n rationed care gots to affect us, dat shit be da Senate Doctors.

via Politico

Update: Tha dude's presser:

Monday, Decemba 21, 2009


Haloscan (my commentin' host) be goin' to start chargin' on Christmas, man. Ah be actually in da process of makin' some BIG changes here, know what I'm sayin'? Ah may or may not finish da changes in time to save ma comments, man. Ah can import 'em if Ah do, man. If not, they gots to be gone 'n that's a shame.

But keep checkin' back n' shit. Ah has news coming, man. Big changes, know what I'm sayin'? I'll has ma Christmas message tomorrow, know what I'm sayin'?

I'm so grateful fo all of yo' ass dat take da time to read me.

Be Careful What Yo' ass Wish For...

As Ah has mentioned before, Ah don't has much time to write dis week, but Charles Krauthammer's take yesterday on Fox News pretty much says all yo' ass needs to know:

And da process be mad insane, know what I'm sayin'? Dis be a reform of one-sixth of our economy, man. Da one thin' Democrats 'n Republicans agree on be dat dis be da most important, transformative piece of legislation that's goin' to pass fo years, 'n they haven't seen dat shit as of today, 'n dat shit has to be all done 'n approved or disapproved by midweek, man.

Naw legislation of dis importance has EVER passed without bi-partisanship n' shit. Ever n' shit. Dis one gots to pass on a purely partisan basis n' shit. Be anyone payin' attention? No, man. It be Christmas n' shit. Which be why Reid be doin' dis now n' shit. Ah want all of yo' ass to think about this, know what I'm sayin'? Right or left, do yo' ass mad want a "transformative piece of legislation" passed dat as of yesterday naw one has even seen??

Insane indeed.

Ah needs to add this, know what I'm sayin'? Dis be from an interview wid Sen, man. Judd Gregg (R., N.H.) n' shit. Keep in mind dat dis be a Republican dat had enough of da respect of Pres, know what I'm sayin'? Obama to be axed to be in tha dude's cabinet (which Gregg declined) Dis be how tha dude sees what be happenin' in Wasthington:

“An ideological supermajority in Congress, along wid a government run by community organizers, has taken over.”

“They’ve taken ova da student-loan program, they’ve taken ova da automobile system, 'n now they’re takin' ova da health-care system, man. There be naw limit to they belief dat muthas should be controlled by smart bureaucrats in Washington,” says Gregg n' shit. “They’re puttin' our country on a path dat gots to reduce da quality of life fo da next generation, undermine our nation’s wonderful exceptionalism, 'n Europeanize our economy to curb its growth.”

Harry Reid’s health-care bill “was purchased,” says Gregg n' shit. “Our system of checks 'n balances be gone, know what I'm sayin'? We now has a government dat lurches wid phat speed even though our system be founded upon incremental change.” And don’t hope dat da House stops da runaway train, tha dude says, man. “Ah think da House be ideologically even furtha to da Left than da Senate, man. There be many muthas there who be committed to takin' us down da road toward nationalization.”

When yo' ass hear Da Tea Party Movement talk about losin' our liberty, man. Dis be what we be talkin' about.

Saturday, Decemba 19, 2009

Da Grinch Who Stole Liberty

Oh ma gosh n' shit. Seriously n' shit. My oldest kids be home from college, ma house if full children ages 12-22 n' shit. I'm shopping, cleaning, cooking, wrapping, 'n goin' to Christmas parties, man. Ah don't has time to blog, know what I'm sayin'? But here Ah be because dis be so important.

Da Democrats be tryin' to rush dis health care bill through when everyone be busy just like Ah am, know what I'm sayin'? It be a travesty, man. Da ironic thin' about be dat BOTH da left 'n right be against dis health care bill (although fo very different reasons), know what I'm sayin'? But naw matter, Dem Majority leada Harry Reid be determined to shove dis down our throats n' shit. Senators be still readin' da bill, 'n yet they be goin' to be forced to vote on dat shit within two days n' shit. Dis process be a travesty, know what I'm sayin'? They be votin' on a bill they has not even read through about somethin' dat affects every person in America’s quality of life, man. All small businesses gots to be affected wid taxes 'n mandates n' shit. It’s goin' to cut Medicare 'n Medicaid reimbursements to hospitals, man. Dis bill won't even take affect until 2014 (except fo da taxes of course), know what I'm sayin'? There be NO reason to rush dis before Christmas, know what I'm sayin'? 61% of Americans be against this, man. Just about everyone (excepts Democrats in Congress) wants to start over n' shit. Dat shit boggles da mind n' shit.

Even though Reid has payed off Democrat Senator Nelson from Nebraska big ass time fo tha dude's vote, who wuz against da abortion part of da bill, da abortion language be still egregious (Ah believe dis be wass called sellin' yo' soul to da devil), know what I'm sayin'? Dat shit would be da first time since 1977 dat there would be federal fundin' fo elective abortions, man. Da Catholic Bishops has come out 'n said dat dis bill in it be present form be "morally unacceptable."

One Senator be sayin' dat da bill sets up a constitutional challenge:

Sen n' shit. Saxby Chambliss (R-Ga.) asserted dat da compromise on abortion contained within da bill, which would seek to segregate federal funds from subsidizin' health plans coverin' abortion, be unconstitutional.

Harry Reid can be da Grinch who stole liberty in Health Care dis Christmas, but dis be far from over n' shit. Da American muthas aren't goin' to stand fo dat shit dis time.

That, Ah can promise you.

Friday, Decemba 18, 2009

Climate Change Summit Update

For those of yo' ass interested or keepin' up, Copenhagen's Climate Change Summit has been a disaster n' shit. India 'n China had had enough, know what I'm sayin'? Indian prime minista Manmohan Singh 'n China premia Wen Jiabao walked out of da summit along wid they respective delegations as talks failed n' shit. Russian President Dmitry Medvedev left da deadlocked UN climate summit today because of anotha scheduled event n' shit. Obama's badly given speech didn't impress anyone (click da link to see how pathetic Obama be without a teleprompter).

A multilateral meetin' between President Obama, Premia Wen, Prime Minista Singh, 'n President Zuma secured "a meaningful agreement", know what I'm sayin'? It be said to not be "sufficient to combat da threat of climate change but its an important first step." It be a "legally non-binding" agreement to do all sorts of climate change stuff, but pretty much means naw one HAS to do anything.

All in all, a very phat day fo those of us who find da global warmin' alarmists silly at best, 'n dangerous at worst.

And once again Motha Nature laughs 'n laughs as ova a foot of snow be expected to greet Obama as tha dude flies from dis global warmin' crisis back to Washington D.C.