FREAKANGELS 0108

Septemba 10th, 2010 | Work

KIRLIAN PANIC

Links fo 2010-09-09

Septemba 9th, 2010 | brainjuice

Septemba 9th, 2010 | microlog, researchmaterial

Perhaps apposite to today’s earlia mutterings, Ben Terrett:

Ah don’t think bloggin' be as phat as dat shit used to be, know what I'm sayin'? It’s lost a little magic.

Ah know dis be down to rise (and ease of use) of Twitter, Facebook, Flickr 'n all 'em but Ah miss blogging, man. Propa old fashioned blogging, like this 'n this 'n this.

Da Best ACHEWOOD Panel In Weeks

Septemba 9th, 2010 | comics talk

And it’s not like da saga of Nice Pete hasn’t been brilliant/horrifyin' thus far, know what I'm sayin'? But Ah think this be a new peak in Onstad’s use of language.

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Septemba 9th, 2010 | music

<a href="http://www.psyclops.com/translator/translator.cgi?mode=pimp&url=http://rumourcubes.bandcamp.com/track/at-sea" >At Sea by Rumour Cubes</a >

Septemba 9th, 2010 | researchmaterial

Found on ma message board without attribution, offered without comment:

Brandon Graham’s New Rules

Septemba 9th, 2010 | comics talk

Brandon Graham – da resistance

In a perfect world every vertigo comic would be halloween themed.
They mad needs some office of England-obsessed teenage girls goin' through they books and checkin' fo enough top hats 'n absinthe, while da Craft plays on loop in da background, man. Keep em in line.

this would be da logo.

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Septemba 9th, 2010 | people Ah know

“L_A_N is, both in size 'n ambition, a door into anotha world, alien 'n lovely, man. Yo' ass needs one.”

— Warren Ellis

Septemba 9th, 2010 | music

It be a pleasantly foggy, driftin' sound, appropriate fo a warm early-autumn day wid misty rain n' shit. Da whole album be a free download.

<a href="http://www.psyclops.com/translator/translator.cgi?mode=pimp&url=http://mickeymickeyrourke.bandcamp.com/album/inner-gazing" >CANDY CULTS ft Top Girls by MICKEY MICKEY ROURKE</a >

Idle Thoughts Instead Of A Station Ident

Septemba 9th, 2010 | daybook

Funny thin' I’ve noticed lately n' shit. Ah get fewa trackbacks than Ah did when dis site had fewa readers n' shit. Ah presume dis speaks to da supposed “death of blogging,” 'n dat linkin' has moved off into Twitta from blogs 'n sites n' shit. Makes dat shit harda to judge when “attention philanthropy” be working, though, man. Aside from da occasional note tellin' me dat I’ve killed someone’s website, man.

Attention philanthropy — Ah has a feelin' dat term wuz coined by Alex Steffen — be a big ass part of what Ah do here, man. It’s one part dat to one part research material of various kinds to one part mutterin' about work, because dat shit pays da bills 'n keeps da site going, know what I'm sayin'? But it’s always hard to tell if da agalmic, anti-obscurity attention economy stuff be working, man. There’s a music site claimin' dat Zola Jesus didn’t pimpslapped big ass until Ah started talkin' about Nika, which Ah know isn’t true, know what I'm sayin'? But in times past Ah know I’ve helped comics companies get by.

Which brings me around to online comics retailer Khepri.com, whom Heidi Mac reported on over at comicsbeat.com yesterday. They’ve been hit by the economy like everyone else, and another year of flat numbers will see an end to them. What struck a chord, I think, was Heidi’s identification of them as a retailer specifically supporting those creators working in, in Heidi’s quote, the mode of “Warren Ellis style self determination.”

And, christ, just like that, I feel like I’ve got a weight on my shoulders. Did I really convince so many people that there was a career to be had in commercial creator-owned cross-genre work (and occasionally doing some work-for-hire on your own terms)?

No, of course I didn’t. It was blatantly obvious to anyone with half a brain and one creative bone in their body, and I was saying nothing that hadn’t been said a million times before during the Eighties and early Nineties. I possibly concretised some thinking for some people in my generation and the one immediately below, but no more than that. And God knows nothing I said in 2000 applies to comics in 2010.

On the other hand: hell, I’m so separated from the business these days that I don’t really know how bad things have gotten out there. It was conversations with people like Bryan Lee O’Malley that led me to open the Engine comics community, years ago, and now Mal has the best-selling graphic novels in America (because of the film, sure, but you’re not going to tell me it’s not deserved).

We do comics stuff on my current message board, Whitechapel (set up as online-community support for my webcomic FREAKANGELS), but Whitechapel tends to reflect my interests, and so we tend to talk a lot more about music and books and other stuff and not so much about, say, Brandon Graham’s KING CITY (though we do that too).

And, in the meantime, I see people drifting back to the convention circuit or, more and more, see people talking about wanting to get out of the convention circuit but not knowing where their sales and exposure will come from if they do. Even though sales and exposure are getting harder and harder to find at comics conventions as they morph into pop culture shows. And, really, is sitting at a table trying to hawk your wares like you’re at a rural craft fare with your handmade wicker bedpans really the model to aspire to?

The truth is that working the attention economy is hard in 2010 because there is so much noise and so many things vying for your attention. I actually feel a glimmer of pride because I’ve gotten my Google Reader down to under 600 unread items for the first time in six months. I think of it as the Manfred Macx problems, from Charlie Stross’ ACCELERANDO – Macx had to absorb a megabyte of text and a few gigs of AV a day just to stay current. This is why the web is still rammed with curatorial sites, from BoingBoing on down. The difference between them and this site is simply that this is my research store, accessible from anywhere with an internet connection (which, for me, is anywhere aside from rural Kent, apparently, where I think I have to sacrifice a hare to get bendwidth).

And now I’m out of Red Bull, here at the pub, and have to buy more and then go home and start work. Consider this not fully baked: a pile of things for later consideration.

September 9th, 2010 | brainjuice

Note to self. must buy this from Khepri soon. Probably so should you.

(If you own any issue or collection of GLOBAL FREQUENCY, you own Brian Wood design work. And you will understand that you need this book.)

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John’s Phone

September 8th, 2010 | researchmaterial

This amuses me no end.

John’s Phone is the most simple mobile phone. Just call and hang up. John’s Phone is easy for anywhere, anytime. Finally a separate unit with no frills and conditions. A simlock free phone with large keys, an address book, a pen and over three weeks of standby time.

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The phone equivalent of, say, the Muji bag. Or, perhaps, this:

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Plus, you know, Lego.

Links for 2010-09-08

September 8th, 2010 | brainjuice

  • Scientists discover nanodiamonds in Greenland ice
    "University of Maine volcanologist Andrei Kurbatov and glaciologist Paul Mayewski, along with 21 other scientists, coauthored a scientific paper released late last month that details the discovery of a layer of nanodiamonds in the Greenland ice sheet, which has added to a controversy in the scientific community about a possible extraterrestrial impact event that could shed light on why some types of large mammals disappeared around 12,900 years ago."
    (tags:history geo NANODIAMONDS! )

DARK TOWER To Be Adapted Across Media

September 8th, 2010 | researchmaterial

This, on the face of it, is pleasingly crazy. Ron Howard and Akiva Goldsman are to adapt Stephen King’s DARK TOWER sequence (which I’ve never read) for film and tv:

The plan is to start with the feature film, and then create a bridge to the second feature with a season of TV episodes. That means the feature cast – and the big star who’ll play Deschain – also has to appear in the TV series before returning to the second film. After that sequel is done, the TV series picks up again, this time focusing on Deschain as a young gunslinger. Those storylines will be informed by a prequel comic book series that King was heavily involved in plotting. The third film would pick up the mature Deshain as he completes his journey.

I’m betting there’ll also be an online element, for the full "transmedia" buzzword-fulfilling effect.

This is big old-media old-school popcultural stars stepping up out of their trenches with atomic bazookas, saying "this here might be the old stuff, and it might not be your magic digital smart dust, but we can still make a pretty big hole in shit with these things." In a way, I wonder if the question is not whether or not there’s been anything like this before, but whether there’ll ever again be anything like this afterwards.

September 8th, 2010 | music

§ – TIMES 3 feat.??† ? from § on Vimeo.

Bruce Sterling On The NEXT NATURE Project

September 8th, 2010 | researchmaterial

Chairman Bruce in full-on Future Machete Guru mode:

Next Nature is an investigative enterprise by a set of mostly Dutch researchers. Next Nature is haunted by Previous Nature, or rather, by the ghostly Gothic absences of a vanished Natural world. Next Nature also bears many premonitions about the seething, favela-like, feverish state of our planet tomorrow. Next Nature offers us few reassurances. It refuses to view Nature as a given, solid, static entity to be discovered, dissected and destroyed by human agency. Instead, Next Nature is a dynamic entity that is fated to change right along with us.

There is an ontological crisis involved in our ignorance of what the Earth was like before we humans altered it. It’s hard for us to establish a comfortable sense of our place in the world when the world itself is so outworn and bedraggled by so many previous human efforts. It’s degrading to work creatively on hand-me-downs: the writer whose page is a scraped-down palmpsest, the artist whose canvas is torn and worn, the architect engaged in endless renovations, the actress in thrift-shop clothes. That’s what it’s like for a civilization existing in a natural milieu that has been irretrievably damaged. And yes, that is our future.

September 8th, 2010 | microlog, music

If you’re in or around Brighton tonight, go to THE OUTER CHURCH, held upstairs at The Freebutt, for an indoctrination into the kosmiche, the hauntological, the confusing and the electronic as prepared by Joseph Stannard, writer for THE WIRE magazine and The Quietus. I would be there if I could, and, in fact, in the near future, I might be.

A Splash Of RED

September 8th, 2010 | Work

Good morning. If the embed works, this should be a little bit of RED.

Links for 2010-09-06

September 7th, 2010 | brainjuice

  • The brain speaks: Scientists decode words from brain signals
    In an early step toward letting severely paralyzed people speak with their thoughts, University of Utah researchers translated brain signals into words using two grids of 16 microelectrodes implanted beneath the skull but atop the brain.
    (tags:neuro blacklight )
  • Canadian authorities to try 3D image of child to slow drivers
    An optical illusion is about to be trialed in West Vancouver, Canada, starting September 7, to try to jolt reckless drivers into slowing down.
    (tags:tech crime psych )
  • Scientists examine possibility of a phonon laser, or ‘phaser’
    Scientists theorize that phonons, which are the smallest discrete unit of vibrational energy, can be amplified by a phonon laser to generate a highly coherent beam of sound (particularly, high-frequency ultrasound), similar to how an optical laser generates a highly coherent beam of light.
    (tags:sci tech war )
  • Who do our genes belong to?
    Investors in pharmaceutical, medical and biotechnological industries should not be able to patent genes that are identical to naturally occurring sequences, according to an Australian National University biotechnology patent expert.
    (tags:med crime )
  • Study examines association between urban living and psychotic disorders
    ""There is a substantial worldwide variation in incidence rates of schizophrenia," the authors write as background in the article. "The clearest geographic pattern within this distribution of rates is that urban areas have a higher incidence of schizophrenia than rural areas." Characteristics of neighborhoods that have been associated with an increased risk of developing psychosis include population and ethnic density, deprivation and social fragmentation or reduced social capital and cohesion…"
    (tags:psych )
  • Book Covers – Penguin Classics: (Red) Series

    (tags:design books )

  • AfroCyberPunk : Blog Archive : Tomorrow is Today
    "…the largest movie industry in Africa has joined in on the action with the July 2010 release of the sci-fi movie Kajola by Nigerian director Niyi Akinmolayan. "Kajola is the Yoruba word for commonwealth. In the year 2059, Nigeria becomes a totalitarian state. After a second civil war, the rich relocate to the Island areas of Lagos state and turn it into an ultra modern city. The war torn mainland of lagos state is disconnected and abandoned. A rebel leader, Allen learns of a plot codenamed Kajola to build cities on the mainland and eliminate the remaining survivors…""
    (tags:film )
  • BLDGBLOG: Hydromania
    "Set in a drought-stricken world "several decades into the future," run by "water corporations from China, Japan and the Ukraine," it follows the science fictionalized path of a "maverick water engineer"…"
    (tags:books )
  • Holding Tide: The Connectome and Data-Driven Biology
    "Sebastian Seung at MIT is one of the foremost researchers in the field of connectomics– the branch of neuroscience dedicated to reconstructing the complete circuit diagram of the human brain…"
    (tags:sci neuro med )
  • Hallucinogen can safely ease anxiety in advanced-stage cancer patients: study
    "In the first human study of its kind to be published in more than 35 years, researchers found psilocybin, an hallucinogen which occurs naturally in "magic mushrooms," can safely improve the moods of patients with advanced-stage cancer and anxiety, according to an article published online today in the Archives of General Psychiatry."
    (tags:drugs neuro med )

September 7th, 2010 | music

<a href="http://magdalenasolis.bandcamp.com/album/lady-of-the-wild-things">March Hare by Magdalena Solis</a>

Click through to buy a download of the whole thing for a miserly 5 euros.

Magazero

September 7th, 2010 | researchmaterial

Just read about this in an interview somewhere this afternoon. Magazero is an internet shop for independent magazines. Not quite in the same space as Stack.

I love Magazero because they told me something I didn’t know — there’s a new issue of the excellent "speculative architecture" magazine P.E.A.R. Magazero is slowly expanding its stock, according to the interview I read on the phone at the pub… ah, here it is.

I believe that it is the richness and variety of the magazines that I stock that will bring success. My aim is to find magazines that are not really known or widely available, and to stock them. Then I have to bring them to the attention of potential buyers – that’s marketing. I take the view that there is a huge untapped market for magazines, and that work I undertake to bring mags to the attention of new buyers will be repaid.

I have an initial target of stocking 300 mags, which I think I’ll hit by the end of next year. It’s a slow business, but at the moment I am in the very early stages of building a system, a brand, customers, the lot. It can’t be done overnight – largely as each magazine has to be sourced separately.

If you decide to spend some money there, this coupon gets you 25% off until the end of September.

I suspect they will have some of my money this week.

Future Islands

September 7th, 2010 | music

I don’t know how I’ve never heard this before, or how I’ve never heard of them. I mean, don’t look too closely, because the band looks like it escaped from a skin-testing lab and the lead guy dances worse than the Jozin z Bazin guy. But the lead guy has a brilliant shouty voice. The music seriously sounds like it was nicked from gorgeously bad postpunk who in turn nicked their act from 1970s electronic library music.

And yet I’ve listened to it five times in a row.

“Follow You,” Future Islands, 2007. Odd thing, it is.

September 7th, 2010 | microlog, people I know

Artist/writer Katelan Foisy says: "I’ll be on the H2O Network Friday Sept 17th at 6 p.m. talking about my book Blood and Pudding and self transformation. For more info on the H2O network and a call in number click here."

Received Goods 7sep10

September 7th, 2010 | received goods

As ever, near-instant service from Touch Music, delivering the new Philip Jeck record I mentioned Friday night. Looking forward to playing this when it gets dark.

Sent from my outboard brain

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September 7th, 2010 | kindle

Book

If Ana saw Zesi coming, she showed no signs of it. ‘This is the future,’ she said gravely. She held her own shovel over her head like a hunter’s spear. ‘The future.’

Note:Nice prehistoric presentiment of the tool enabled future.
Shared on September 6th, 2010 from Kindle

Links for 2010-07-30

September 6th, 2010 | brainjuice

  • Upside to global warming: ‘New North’ will thrive
    "As worldwide population increases by 40 percent over the next 40 years, sparsely populated Canada, Scandinavia, Russia and the northern United States will become formidable economic powers and migration magnets, Laurence C. Smith writes in "The World in 2050: Four Forces Shaping Civilization's Northern Future" (Dutton Books), scheduled for publication Sept. 23." Possible tie-in here with InfraNet Lab's "Next North" project
    (tags:geo pol viridian )
  • B.A.S.A.A.P. ? Blog ? BERG
    "B.A.S.A.A.P. is short for Be As Smart As A Puppy, which is my short-hand for a bunch of things I?ve been thinking about? Ooh? Since 2002 or so I think, and a conversation in a california car-park with Matt Webb. It was my term for a bunch of things that encompass some 3rd rail issues for UI designers like proactive personalisation and interaction, examined in the work of Byron and Nass, exemplified by (and forever-after-vilified-as) Microsoft?s Bob and Clippy (RIP). A bunch of things about bots and daemons, conversational interface. And lately, a bunch of things about machine learning ? and for want of a better term, consumer-grade artificial intelligence."
    (tags:tech design future BERG )
  • Global Qi standard powers up wireless charging
    "The Wireless Power Consortium today launched the Qi 1.0 standard which enables consumer electronic brands and device manufacturers to bring interoperable wireless inductive charging devices to market. The Consortium also announced today the first products certified with Qi."
    (tags:tech )
  • The Associated Press: AP IMPACT: Before the CIA, there was the Pond
    "Created during World War II as a purely U.S. operation free of the perceived taint of European allies, the Pond existed for 13 years and was shrouded in secrecy for more than 50 years. It used sources that ranged from Nazi officials to Stalinists and, at one point, a French serial killer"
    (tags:pol war spy )

September 6th, 2010 | music

“Blind,” Blackbird Blackbird.

BLACKBIRD BLACKBIRD / BLIND from Alan Jensen on Vimeo.

Am Here

September 6th, 2010 | daybook

Yes. Am here. But mostly just on email, with half an eye on Twitter some of the time. Busy day. Need to feed Paul more FREAKANGELS pages, among many other things. I don’t even dare switch on Google Reader right now. Bad enough I checked my "public" email account (warrenellis@gmail.com) and found a bunch of new music by RxRy waiting for me.

Negat-ve Patterns by RxRy

I looked at Flickr earlier, just to get my eyes out of OpenOffice for a minute, and um well yes why don’t you see for yourself:

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Thank you Lenora Claire.

Things I am thinking about besides where the cartoon arserape ghost version of Lenora Claire is going to stick her fingernails in my forthcoming hellish nightmares: wondering if Katie and Jack are moving copies of NANOKA, and wondering if a one-man magazine counts as a magazine.

The FAM: The Return of a Clockwork Orange

Coilhouse - 10 Sep 10

Hot and steamy mini-documentary action on today’s FAM in the form of The Return of A Clockwork Orange, Film4′s look at the controversial film 30 years after director Stanley Kubrick banned the film’s showing in the UK. I’m going to assume that if you have any interest in this you are familiar with both the film and the book it was based on, so I’ll not go over them here.

Even with a working knowledge of Clockwork Orange it is difficult, I think, for modern audiences to understand why a film like this would cause such an uproar, saturated as we are with films that go way beyond Kubrick’s film in terms of graphic depictions of violence, both physical and sexual. The Return of A Clockwork Orange does an excellent job, then, of painting a picture of the political and social climate of England in the early 70s, giving a much clearer for the context for the furor over this film. Released in the same year that saw Ken Russell’s beautiful, bloody The Devils and Sam Peckinpah’s shocking Straw Dogs it was the crescendo in an increasingly heated debate on whether films should be allowed to portray such extreme behavior ? a debate that continues today mostly concerning those video games the kids seem to love so much.

The end result is a short but well-informed look at a war between a nation and one of film’s greatest visionaries.

Addendum: Apologies for the inferior quality of this video. This version features much clearer visuals but the audio gets completely out of sync by the second part.


Post tags: Crackpot Visionary, Culture, Film, Friday Afternoon Movie, Politics

LINKS: 10 SEPTEMBER 2010

John Robb - 10 Sep 10

Some random items of interest:

  • This is a good deal if you can get it:  In a highly unusual move, the DIA is now negotiating with the publisher, St. Martin's Press, to buy all 10,000 copies of the first printing of the book to keep it off shelves -- even after the U.S. Army had cleared the book for release.
  • Here's an interesting theoretical question:  How long will it take for someone in the open source swarm forming around this, to surpass and replace Terry Jones now that a systempunkt has been both identified and proven to work?  His fumbling makes it possible for new entrants to run with this.  These efforts don't meet the level necessary to surpass/trump the efforts of Jones, but they add to the confusion.  
  • Singularity University, seems like another California hype shop.
  • More later.

National Geographic, You Can Do Better

Jean Snow - 10 Sep 10

National Geographic on iPad

The other day I notice that National Geographic is now available as an app for the iPad, so as I do for pretty much every new major magazine title that comes out for the device, I download it. As is common practice, the app itself is free with in-app purchases of issues, and it comes with a free sample issue. Oh, but what’s this, it’s not a real iPad edition of the magazine, it’s just the Zinio version disguised as one.

For those how don’t know Zinio, it’s actually a decent service that provides digital versions of a wide selection of magazine titles (most big titles you would expect to see on newsstands) in what amounts to a PDF. It started out as a PC thing — displaying the magazines inside your browser — and is now available for the iPad as well (and iPhone too).

A recent development is that some Zinio editions have now been adding some extra “digital” features. Not all titles do this, but National Geographic is one of them, and it usually means extra slideshows, videos, and more links within the magazines, as well as an option to read text on its own page (instead of pinching and zooming the “PDF” page). The iPad version goes one better by making sure that all text that appears on a page is readable, with a link to read the rest of the text that couldn’t fit on the page.

National Geographic on iPad

But come on, surely National Geographic can do better. Never mind that it’s already silly to have a separate app for a Zinio title (you usually just buy and read titles within the Zinio app), but what we’re getting is just not of the quality that you’d expect from that magazine. One of the main reasons you read National Geographic is of course for the visuals (the amazing photography and detailed illustrations and maps), and what you get with the Zinio edition is ridiculously low-res — it’s barely acceptable when you read it in landscape mode, and in portrait mode it’s just plain bad. And as the example above show, reading in portrait mode means that you get odd cuts between pages.

The one thing is has going for it is that it’s cheap — although single issues are around $5, a “subscription” of 12 issues is only $15 or so. But of all the magazines that deserve and could benefit from a Wired/Popular Science-like iPad edition, National Geographic is surely one of them.

Instant Satisfaction

Jean Snow - 10 Sep 10

GQ on iPad

It’s Saturday evening, I’m at home relaxing on the couch, chilled beer at my side, flipping through my iPad, and I’m suddenly in the mood to read a new issue of something. I pop in the GQ app, buy the latest issue for $3. Instant satisfaction.

This is exactly why publishers need to get on the iPad as soon as possible. It’s not about appearing progressive because you’re “embracing” the digital medium or the — mistaken — fact that your audience may prefer reading digital publications over print. It’s about getting those people who are lounging somewhere, and want instant satisfaction. We’ve seen with the success of apps that people are very willing to pay $1 or $2 for just about anything without thinking much about it. I’m not particularly a huge fan of GQ, but I wanted to read a magazine, and right now I’m still limited in what I can get — I already have all the Wired issues, and although I like Time, I think it’s priced too high so don’t want to support them.

I want more magazines on iPad, and I want them now.

Vassilis Paleokostas: The Greek Robin Hood

Coilhouse - 10 Sep 10


Paleokostas being taken to prison. Captions by Teacher Dude’s BBQ.

Here at Coilhouse, we’ve covered all manner of crackpot visionaries: mathematicians, authors, filmmakers, taxidermists, conspiracy theorists, culture jammers and other cognitive dissidents. But you know what we’ve been missing in this category? Straight-up hardcore CRIME. And thus we present the tale of Vassilis Paleokostas, a well-intentioned Greek bandit who kidnapped politely, gifted ransom generously, and accomplished the miraculous double rainbow of prison breakouts: two escapes from Greece’s toughest penitentiary, spaced three years apart, by helicopter both times. Take the highly entertaining Badass of the Week write-up excerpted below with a grain of salt, but note that most of the facts below have been confirmed by multiple news sites:

Vassilis’ story starts back in the early 90s, when he went on an insane crime spree of delicious armed robbery, blackmail, extortion, and kidnapping. Basically, his modus operandi was to kidnap a super-rich bastard, hold him for a ridiculous ransom, and then sell him back to his stupid family in exchange for giant piles of cold, hard cash. Then, he’d take that bling, keep a small percentage of it for himself, and distribute the rest of his newly-acquired wealth to impoverished farmers of the tiny rural province in which he grew up. The dude quickly made a name for himself as the Robin Hood of Greece, and was beloved by fans of badassery, the people of the lower classes, and pretty much anybody else he wasn’t in the process of robbing or extorting for money. Shit, even the fucking people he kidnapped came out later and said that he was very polite and respectful to them while they were in captivity, and that it was pretty much the most pleasant kidnapping they’d ever experienced… he also made a vow never to harm a member of the public in his criminal escapades. He’s been true to his word.

Paleokostas was eventually caught, arrested, and hauled off to a “federal pound-me-in-the-ass penitentiary known as Korydallos Prison,” one of the harshest prisons in Greece: “a mix between Andersonville, Oz, and that stupid plastic box they keep Magneto inside in the X-Men movies.” No one who went inside Korydallos ever came out, except for Vassilis Paleokostas:

In June 2006, Paleokostas’ older brother (another pathological criminal who is now serving jail time on 16 counts of armed robbery) commandeered a helicopter, and landed it right in the middle of the fucking exercise yard of the prison in broad daylight. The armed guards at Korydallos, not expecting to be subjected to such an unbelievable display of gigantic steel-plated testicles, assumed that this chopper belonged to the warden or the Chief of Prisons or something, and instead of investigating it they all decided to make sure their shoes were appropriately spit-shined so as not to incur a citation from their wrathful bosses. Vassilis (who had orchestrated the entire operation from the beginning) … simply walked up to the helicopter, hopped inside, and lifted off. By the time the guards got their heads out of their asses and started firing their guns at the bird, it was already too late. Paleokostas had escaped.

After his escape, a nationwide manhunt was declared. Paleokostas evaded the law for two and a half years, hiding in the mountains and orchestrating another high-profile kidnapping, “snatching a powerful jackass CEO industrialist, ransoming him for a huge wad of cash, and once again distributing the loot to local farmers and families.” He was then caught by the Greek police, and once again sent to Korydallos prison, where he awaited trial. Except that the second day that he was at Korydallos…

ANOTHER FUCKING HELICOPTER showed up in the skies. It flew over a large tower of the prison, lowered a long rope ladder, and Vassilis Paleokostas and Alket Rizai climbed up into the chopper. As the helicopter flew off into the sunset, the prisoners of Korydallos cheered. Greek police opened fire on the chopper as it flew off, but a woman returned fire with an AK-47 assault rifle… the police eventually tracked down the helicopter, and found that it had ditched on the side of the road outside Athens with a bullet hole in the gas tank. According to the pilot, Paleokostas and his associates left the chopper and drove off on totally sweet motorcycles to an undisclosed location. They also popped some totally bitchin’ wheelies while doing so.

After this incident, the Greek authorities fired the country’s Chief of Prisons, the Inspector-General of Prisons, the warden of Korydallos, and three prison guards. Paleokostas remains at large.

[via raindrift]


Post tags: Activism, Art, Crackpot Visionary, Crime

Arthur C. Clarke?s 1964 Predictions for Today

Coilhouse - 09 Sep 10

BBC’s Horizon is a philosophical and scientific series that still runs today. Its opening episode in 1964 featured Coilhouse patron saint, Buckminster Fuller, along with the program’s mission statement:

The aim of Horizon is to provide a platform from which some of the world’s greatest scientists and philosophers can communicate their curiosity, observations and reflections, and infuse into our common knowledge their changing views of the universe.

Later that year, science fiction author Arthur C. Clarke was invited to share his visions of the future. Some are scary, warning us of the world becoming a giant suburb – right up there with the terror of Idiocracy, which still gives my nightmares. Some are encouraging, though yet-unrealized. My favorite speculations include: domed communities on icecaps, holidays under the sea, planetary engineering, and my top favorite remains recording directly onto the brain [please, yes?].

Though we’re running out of time to camp on either of the Poles, who’s to say at least some of us won’t be vacationing on the Moon in a fifty years? After all, Clarke’s prediction of us communicating instead of commuting was dead on, cryogenics are in full swing, and The Replicator exists, if only as 3D printing and spimes, for now. Watch the segment below in two parts, then see also:

I have to disagree with one statement though: “Organic evolution is over”. When we’re using at least 80% of our brains, I’ll consider it.

[Thanks, Disinfo]


Post tags: Crackpot Visionary, Future, Misinformation, Robots, Sci-fi, Science, Television, Ye Olde

JOURNAL: Koran Burning

John Robb - 09 Sep 10

The "Koran Burning" event is a interesting example of some global guerrilla themes.  

An unexpected global event occurs.  What caused it?  The event was produced by an individual, relatively powerless by traditional standards.  However, since this is the 21st Century, this individual is able to use unfettered access to a global super-network to leverage and amplify his actions.  The event he creates disrupts established global social networks and puts them into turmoil.  That turmoil creates the opportunity and sustenance needed to activate dozens of small subnetworks/groups.  As these groups interact, a new dynamic is formed.  

Inter // States

Coilhouse - 09 Sep 10

Samuel Cockedey’s time-lapse of Tokyo has been making the rounds, and many of you may have already seen it, but it deserves to be enshrined here. Set to “Paradigm Flux” by Paul Frankland, aka Woob, it’s just the right thing for a quick afternoon break.

via Pink Tentacle


Post tags: Art, Japan, Music

Red Dead, Mafia 2 and Game Movies

Kung Fu Monkey - 09 Sep 10

To be clear, I'm separating this discussion off from whether the games are enjoyable, or how they happen to bring you pleasure in your gaming style.

Having taken a run at both RED DEAD and MAFIA 2, I think one can argue that they're not so much games as movies where you participate in the narrative and fill in the off-screen (sometimes quite boring) bits. Interestingly, I prefer games like, say BATTLEField bad company 2 or MODERN COMBAT, or particularly UNCHARTED 2, in that they obey the rules of good narrative structure -- that is, leave out the goddam boring bits. You lose a degree of freedom in theory, but do you really gain enough in entertainment or emotion investment to trade off for the pleasure of story clarity and momentum?

All games are hacking about in similar evolutionary space right now, but I'd say the Bioware model -- where one has at least the chance of winding up with different narrative outcomes -- is both what I prefer and what is more, for the lack of a better word "game-y". It's the most intriguing new model.

Sound off down in the usual place.

MATI'S KITCHEN

Pulphope - 09 Sep 10

SPANISH KITCHEN
Mati Klarwein Spanish Kitchen, 1954.

Which brings me around to online comics retailer Khepri.com, whom Heidi Mac reported on over at comicsbeat.com yesterday. They’ve been hit by the economy like everyone else, and another year of flat numbers will see an end to them. What struck a chord, I think, was Heidi’s identification of them as a retailer specifically supporting those creators working in, in Heidi’s quote, the mode of “Warren Ellis style self determination.”

And, christ, just like that, I feel like I’ve got a weight on my shoulders. Did I really convince so many people that there was a career to be had in commercial creator-owned cross-genre work (and occasionally doing some work-for-hire on your own terms)?

No, of course I didn’t. It was blatantly obvious to anyone with half a brain and one creative bone in their body, and I was saying nothing that hadn’t been said a million times before during the Eighties and early Nineties. I possibly concretised some thinking for some people in my generation and the one immediately below, but no more than that. And God knows nothing I said in 2000 applies to comics in 2010.

On the other hand: hell, I’m so separated from the business these days that I don’t really know how bad things have gotten out there. It was conversations with people like Bryan Lee O’Malley that led me to open the Engine comics community, years ago, and now Mal has the best-selling graphic novels in America (because of the film, sure, but you’re not going to tell me it’s not deserved).

We do comics stuff on my current message board, Whitechapel (set up as online-community support for my webcomic FREAKANGELS), but Whitechapel tends to reflect my interests, and so we tend to talk a lot more about music and books and other stuff and not so much about, say, Brandon Graham’s KING CITY (though we do that too).

And, in the meantime, I see people drifting back to the convention circuit or, more and more, see people talking about wanting to get out of the convention circuit but not knowing where their sales and exposure will come from if they do. Even though sales and exposure are getting harder and harder to find at comics conventions as they morph into pop culture shows. And, really, is sitting at a table trying to hawk your wares like you’re at a rural craft fare with your handmade wicker bedpans really the model to aspire to?

The truth is that working the attention economy is hard in 2010 because there is so much noise and so many things vying for your attention. I actually feel a glimmer of pride because I’ve gotten my Google Reader down to under 600 unread items for the first time in six months. I think of it as the Manfred Macx problems, from Charlie Stross’ ACCELERANDO – Macx had to absorb a megabyte of text and a few gigs of AV a day just to stay current. This is why the web is still rammed with curatorial sites, from BoingBoing on down. The difference between them and this site is simply that this is my research store, accessible from anywhere with an internet connection (which, for me, is anywhere aside from rural Kent, apparently, where I think I have to sacrifice a hare to get bendwidth).

And now I’m out of Red Bull, here at the pub, and have to buy more and then go home and start work. Consider this not fully baked: a pile of things for later consideration.

Comments for Post #10565: Read 10

September 9th, 2010 | brainjuice

Note to self. must buy this from Khepri soon. Probably so should you.

(If you own any issue or collection of GLOBAL FREQUENCY, you own Brian Wood design work. And you will understand that you need this book.)

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John’s Phone

September 8th, 2010 | researchmaterial

This amuses me no end.

John’s Phone is the most simple mobile phone. Just call and hang up. John’s Phone is easy for anywhere, anytime. Finally a separate unit with no frills and conditions. A simlock free phone with large keys, an address book, a pen and over three weeks of standby time.

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The phone equivalent of, say, the Muji bag. Or, perhaps, this:

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Plus, you know, Lego.

Links for 2010-09-08

September 8th, 2010 | brainjuice

  • Scientists discover nanodiamonds in Greenland ice
    "University of Maine volcanologist Andrei Kurbatov and glaciologist Paul Mayewski, along with 21 other scientists, coauthored a scientific paper released late last month that details the discovery of a layer of nanodiamonds in the Greenland ice sheet, which has added to a controversy in the scientific community about a possible extraterrestrial impact event that could shed light on why some types of large mammals disappeared around 12,900 years ago."
    (tags:history geo NANODIAMONDS! )

DARK TOWER To Be Adapted Across Media

September 8th, 2010 | researchmaterial

This, on the face of it, is pleasingly crazy. Ron Howard and Akiva Goldsman are to adapt Stephen King’s DARK TOWER sequence (which I’ve never read) for film and tv:

The plan is to start with the feature film, and then create a bridge to the second feature with a season of TV episodes. That means the feature cast – and the big star who’ll play Deschain – also has to appear in the TV series before returning to the second film. After that sequel is done, the TV series picks up again, this time focusing on Deschain as a young gunslinger. Those storylines will be informed by a prequel comic book series that King was heavily involved in plotting. The third film would pick up the mature Deshain as he completes his journey.

I’m betting there’ll also be an online element, for the full "transmedia" buzzword-fulfilling effect.

This is big old-media old-school popcultural stars stepping up out of their trenches with atomic bazookas, saying "this here might be the old stuff, and it might not be your magic digital smart dust, but we can still make a pretty big hole in shit with these things." In a way, I wonder if the question is not whether or not there’s been anything like this before, but whether there’ll ever again be anything like this afterwards.

September 8th, 2010 | music

§ – TIMES 3 feat.??† ? from § on Vimeo.

Bruce Sterling On The NEXT NATURE Project

September 8th, 2010 | researchmaterial

Chairman Bruce in full-on Future Machete Guru mode:

Next Nature is an investigative enterprise by a set of mostly Dutch researchers. Next Nature is haunted by Previous Nature, or rather, by the ghostly Gothic absences of a vanished Natural world. Next Nature also bears many premonitions about the seething, favela-like, feverish state of our planet tomorrow. Next Nature offers us few reassurances. It refuses to view Nature as a given, solid, static entity to be discovered, dissected and destroyed by human agency. Instead, Next Nature is a dynamic entity that is fated to change right along with us.

There is an ontological crisis involved in our ignorance of what the Earth was like before we humans altered it. It’s hard for us to establish a comfortable sense of our place in the world when the world itself is so outworn and bedraggled by so many previous human efforts. It’s degrading to work creatively on hand-me-downs: the writer whose page is a scraped-down palmpsest, the artist whose canvas is torn and worn, the architect engaged in endless renovations, the actress in thrift-shop clothes. That’s what it’s like for a civilization existing in a natural milieu that has been irretrievably damaged. And yes, that is our future.

September 8th, 2010 | microlog, music

If you’re in or around Brighton tonight, go to THE OUTER CHURCH, held upstairs at The Freebutt, for an indoctrination into the kosmiche, the hauntological, the confusing and the electronic as prepared by Joseph Stannard, writer for THE WIRE magazine and The Quietus. I would be there if I could, and, in fact, in the near future, I might be.

A Splash Of RED

September 8th, 2010 | Work

Good morning. If the embed works, this should be a little bit of RED.

Links for 2010-09-06

September 7th, 2010 | brainjuice

  • The brain speaks: Scientists decode words from brain signals
    In an early step toward letting severely paralyzed people speak with their thoughts, University of Utah researchers translated brain signals into words using two grids of 16 microelectrodes implanted beneath the skull but atop the brain.
    (tags:neuro blacklight )
  • Canadian authorities to try 3D image of child to slow drivers
    An optical illusion is about to be trialed in West Vancouver, Canada, starting September 7, to try to jolt reckless drivers into slowing down.
    (tags:tech crime psych )
  • Scientists examine possibility of a phonon laser, or ‘phaser’
    Scientists theorize that phonons, which are the smallest discrete unit of vibrational energy, can be amplified by a phonon laser to generate a highly coherent beam of sound (particularly, high-frequency ultrasound), similar to how an optical laser generates a highly coherent beam of light.
    (tags:sci tech war )
  • Who do our genes belong to?
    Investors in pharmaceutical, medical and biotechnological industries should not be able to patent genes that are identical to naturally occurring sequences, according to an Australian National University biotechnology patent expert.
    (tags:med crime )
  • Study examines association between urban living and psychotic disorders
    ""There is a substantial worldwide variation in incidence rates of schizophrenia," the authors write as background in the article. "The clearest geographic pattern within this distribution of rates is that urban areas have a higher incidence of schizophrenia than rural areas." Characteristics of neighborhoods that have been associated with an increased risk of developing psychosis include population and ethnic density, deprivation and social fragmentation or reduced social capital and cohesion…"
    (tags:psych )
  • Book Covers – Penguin Classics: (Red) Series

    (tags:design books )

  • AfroCyberPunk : Blog Archive : Tomorrow is Today
    "…the largest movie industry in Africa has joined in on the action with the July 2010 release of the sci-fi movie Kajola by Nigerian director Niyi Akinmolayan. "Kajola is the Yoruba word for commonwealth. In the year 2059, Nigeria becomes a totalitarian state. After a second civil war, the rich relocate to the Island areas of Lagos state and turn it into an ultra modern city. The war torn mainland of lagos state is disconnected and abandoned. A rebel leader, Allen learns of a plot codenamed Kajola to build cities on the mainland and eliminate the remaining survivors…""
    (tags:film )
  • BLDGBLOG: Hydromania
    "Set in a drought-stricken world "several decades into the future," run by "water corporations from China, Japan and the Ukraine," it follows the science fictionalized path of a "maverick water engineer"…"
    (tags:books )
  • Holding Tide: The Connectome and Data-Driven Biology
    "Sebastian Seung at MIT is one of the foremost researchers in the field of connectomics– the branch of neuroscience dedicated to reconstructing the complete circuit diagram of the human brain…"
    (tags:sci neuro med )
  • Hallucinogen can safely ease anxiety in advanced-stage cancer patients: study
    "In the first human study of its kind to be published in more than 35 years, researchers found psilocybin, an hallucinogen which occurs naturally in "magic mushrooms," can safely improve the moods of patients with advanced-stage cancer and anxiety, according to an article published online today in the Archives of General Psychiatry."
    (tags:drugs neuro med )

September 7th, 2010 | microlog

This design has always been peculiarly popular.

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September 7th, 2010 | music

<a href="http://magdalenasolis.bandcamp.com/album/lady-of-the-wild-things">March Hare by Magdalena Solis</a>

Click through to buy a download of the whole thing for a miserly 5 euros.

Magazero

September 7th, 2010 | researchmaterial

Just read about this in an interview somewhere this afternoon. Magazero is an internet shop for independent magazines. Not quite in the same space as Stack.

I love Magazero because they told me something I didn’t know — there’s a new issue of the excellent "speculative architecture" magazine P.E.A.R. Magazero is slowly expanding its stock, according to the interview I read on the phone at the pub… ah, here it is.

I believe that it is the richness and variety of the magazines that I stock that will bring success. My aim is to find magazines that are not really known or widely available, and to stock them. Then I have to bring them to the attention of potential buyers – that’s marketing. I take the view that there is a huge untapped market for magazines, and that work I undertake to bring mags to the attention of new buyers will be repaid.

I have an initial target of stocking 300 mags, which I think I’ll hit by the end of next year. It’s a slow business, but at the moment I am in the very early stages of building a system, a brand, customers, the lot. It can’t be done overnight – largely as each magazine has to be sourced separately.

If you decide to spend some money there, this coupon gets you 25% off until the end of September.

I suspect they will have some of my money this week.

Future Islands

September 7th, 2010 | music

I don’t know how I’ve never heard this before, or how I’ve never heard of them. I mean, don’t look too closely, because the band looks like it escaped from a skin-testing lab and the lead guy dances worse than the Jozin z Bazin guy. But the lead guy has a brilliant shouty voice. The music seriously sounds like it was nicked from gorgeously bad postpunk who in turn nicked their act from 1970s electronic library music.

And yet I’ve listened to it five times in a row.

“Follow You,” Future Islands, 2007. Odd thing, it is.

September 7th, 2010 | microlog, people I know

Artist/writer Katelan Foisy says: "I’ll be on the H2O Network Friday Sept 17th at 6 p.m. talking about my book Blood and Pudding and self transformation. For more info on the H2O network and a call in number click here."

Received Goods 7sep10

September 7th, 2010 | received goods

As ever, near-instant service from Touch Music, delivering the new Philip Jeck record I mentioned Friday night. Looking forward to playing this when it gets dark.

Sent from my outboard brain

Posted via email from warrenellis’s posterous

September 7th, 2010 | kindle

Book

If Ana saw Zesi coming, she showed no signs of it. ‘This is the future,’ she said gravely. She held her own shovel over her head like a hunter’s spear. ‘The future.’

Note:Nice prehistoric presentiment of the tool enabled future.
Shared on September 6th, 2010 from Kindle

September 6th, 2010 | music

MATER SUSPIRIA VISION feat. HOW I QUIT CRACK – Boadicea (2010) from Mater Suspiria Vision on Vimeo.

Links for 2010-07-30

September 6th, 2010 | brainjuice

  • Upside to global warming: ‘New North’ will thrive
    "As worldwide population increases by 40 percent over the next 40 years, sparsely populated Canada, Scandinavia, Russia and the northern United States will become formidable economic powers and migration magnets, Laurence C. Smith writes in "The World in 2050: Four Forces Shaping Civilization's Northern Future" (Dutton Books), scheduled for publication Sept. 23." Possible tie-in here with InfraNet Lab's "Next North" project
    (tags:geo pol viridian )
  • B.A.S.A.A.P. ? Blog ? BERG
    "B.A.S.A.A.P. is short for Be As Smart As A Puppy, which is my short-hand for a bunch of things I?ve been thinking about? Ooh? Since 2002 or so I think, and a conversation in a california car-park with Matt Webb. It was my term for a bunch of things that encompass some 3rd rail issues for UI designers like proactive personalisation and interaction, examined in the work of Byron and Nass, exemplified by (and forever-after-vilified-as) Microsoft?s Bob and Clippy (RIP). A bunch of things about bots and daemons, conversational interface. And lately, a bunch of things about machine learning ? and for want of a better term, consumer-grade artificial intelligence."
    (tags:tech design future BERG )
  • Global Qi standard powers up wireless charging
    "The Wireless Power Consortium today launched the Qi 1.0 standard which enables consumer electronic brands and device manufacturers to bring interoperable wireless inductive charging devices to market. The Consortium also announced today the first products certified with Qi."
    (tags:tech )
  • The Associated Press: AP IMPACT: Before the CIA, there was the Pond
    "Created during World War II as a purely U.S. operation free of the perceived taint of European allies, the Pond existed for 13 years and was shrouded in secrecy for more than 50 years. It used sources that ranged from Nazi officials to Stalinists and, at one point, a French serial killer"
    (tags:pol war spy )

September 6th, 2010 | music

“Blind,” Blackbird Blackbird.

BLACKBIRD BLACKBIRD / BLIND from Alan Jensen on Vimeo.

Am Here

September 6th, 2010 | daybook

Yes. Am here. But mostly just on email, with half an eye on Twitter some of the time. Busy day. Need to feed Paul more FREAKANGELS pages, among many other things. I don’t even dare switch on Google Reader right now. Bad enough I checked my "public" email account (warrenellis@gmail.com) and found a bunch of new music by RxRy waiting for me.

Negat-ve Patterns by RxRy

I looked at Flickr earlier, just to get my eyes out of OpenOffice for a minute, and um well yes why don’t you see for yourself:

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Thank you Lenora Claire.

Things I am thinking about besides where the cartoon arserape ghost version of Lenora Claire is going to stick her fingernails in my forthcoming hellish nightmares: wondering if Katie and Jack are moving copies of NANOKA, and wondering if a one-man magazine counts as a magazine.

The FAM: The Return of a Clockwork Orange

Coilhouse - 10 Sep 10

Hot and steamy mini-documentary action on today’s FAM in the form of The Return of A Clockwork Orange, Film4′s look at the controversial film 30 years after director Stanley Kubrick banned the film’s showing in the UK. I’m going to assume that if you have any interest in this you are familiar with both the film and the book it was based on, so I’ll not go over them here.

Even with a working knowledge of Clockwork Orange it is difficult, I think, for modern audiences to understand why a film like this would cause such an uproar, saturated as we are with films that go way beyond Kubrick’s film in terms of graphic depictions of violence, both physical and sexual. The Return of A Clockwork Orange does an excellent job, then, of painting a picture of the political and social climate of England in the early 70s, giving a much clearer for the context for the furor over this film. Released in the same year that saw Ken Russell’s beautiful, bloody The Devils and Sam Peckinpah’s shocking Straw Dogs it was the crescendo in an increasingly heated debate on whether films should be allowed to portray such extreme behavior ? a debate that continues today mostly concerning those video games the kids seem to love so much.

The end result is a short but well-informed look at a war between a nation and one of film’s greatest visionaries.

Addendum: Apologies for the inferior quality of this video. This version features much clearer visuals but the audio gets completely out of sync by the second part.


Post tags: Crackpot Visionary, Culture, Film, Friday Afternoon Movie, Politics

LINKS: 10 SEPTEMBER 2010

John Robb - 10 Sep 10

Some random items of interest:

  • This is a good deal if you can get it:  In a highly unusual move, the DIA is now negotiating with the publisher, St. Martin's Press, to buy all 10,000 copies of the first printing of the book to keep it off shelves -- even after the U.S. Army had cleared the book for release.
  • Here's an interesting theoretical question:  How long will it take for someone in the open source swarm forming around this, to surpass and replace Terry Jones now that a systempunkt has been both identified and proven to work?  His fumbling makes it possible for new entrants to run with this.  These efforts don't meet the level necessary to surpass/trump the efforts of Jones, but they add to the confusion.  
  • Singularity University, seems like another California hype shop.
  • More later.

National Geographic, You Can Do Better

Jean Snow - 10 Sep 10

National Geographic on iPad

The other day I notice that National Geographic is now available as an app for the iPad, so as I do for pretty much every new major magazine title that comes out for the device, I download it. As is common practice, the app itself is free with in-app purchases of issues, and it comes with a free sample issue. Oh, but what’s this, it’s not a real iPad edition of the magazine, it’s just the Zinio version disguised as one.

For those how don’t know Zinio, it’s actually a decent service that provides digital versions of a wide selection of magazine titles (most big titles you would expect to see on newsstands) in what amounts to a PDF. It started out as a PC thing — displaying the magazines inside your browser — and is now available for the iPad as well (and iPhone too).

A recent development is that some Zinio editions have now been adding some extra “digital” features. Not all titles do this, but National Geographic is one of them, and it usually means extra slideshows, videos, and more links within the magazines, as well as an option to read text on its own page (instead of pinching and zooming the “PDF” page). The iPad version goes one better by making sure that all text that appears on a page is readable, with a link to read the rest of the text that couldn’t fit on the page.

National Geographic on iPad

But come on, surely National Geographic can do better. Never mind that it’s already silly to have a separate app for a Zinio title (you usually just buy and read titles within the Zinio app), but what we’re getting is just not of the quality that you’d expect from that magazine. One of the main reasons you read National Geographic is of course for the visuals (the amazing photography and detailed illustrations and maps), and what you get with the Zinio edition is ridiculously low-res — it’s barely acceptable when you read it in landscape mode, and in portrait mode it’s just plain bad. And as the example above show, reading in portrait mode means that you get odd cuts between pages.

The one thing is has going for it is that it’s cheap — although single issues are around $5, a “subscription” of 12 issues is only $15 or so. But of all the magazines that deserve and could benefit from a Wired/Popular Science-like iPad edition, National Geographic is surely one of them.

Instant Satisfaction

Jean Snow - 10 Sep 10

GQ on iPad

It’s Saturday evening, I’m at home relaxing on the couch, chilled beer at my side, flipping through my iPad, and I’m suddenly in the mood to read a new issue of something. I pop in the GQ app, buy the latest issue for $3. Instant satisfaction.

This is exactly why publishers need to get on the iPad as soon as possible. It’s not about appearing progressive because you’re “embracing” the digital medium or the — mistaken — fact that your audience may prefer reading digital publications over print. It’s about getting those people who are lounging somewhere, and want instant satisfaction. We’ve seen with the success of apps that people are very willing to pay $1 or $2 for just about anything without thinking much about it. I’m not particularly a huge fan of GQ, but I wanted to read a magazine, and right now I’m still limited in what I can get — I already have all the Wired issues, and although I like Time, I think it’s priced too high so don’t want to support them.

I want more magazines on iPad, and I want them now.

Vassilis Paleokostas: The Greek Robin Hood

Coilhouse - 10 Sep 10


Paleokostas being taken to prison. Captions by Teacher Dude’s BBQ.

Here at Coilhouse, we’ve covered all manner of crackpot visionaries: mathematicians, authors, filmmakers, taxidermists, conspiracy theorists, culture jammers and other cognitive dissidents. But you know what we’ve been missing in this category? Straight-up hardcore CRIME. And thus we present the tale of Vassilis Paleokostas, a well-intentioned Greek bandit who kidnapped politely, gifted ransom generously, and accomplished the miraculous double rainbow of prison breakouts: two escapes from Greece’s toughest penitentiary, spaced three years apart, by helicopter both times. Take the highly entertaining Badass of the Week write-up excerpted below with a grain of salt, but note that most of the facts below have been confirmed by multiple news sites:

Vassilis’ story starts back in the early 90s, when he went on an insane crime spree of delicious armed robbery, blackmail, extortion, and kidnapping. Basically, his modus operandi was to kidnap a super-rich bastard, hold him for a ridiculous ransom, and then sell him back to his stupid family in exchange for giant piles of cold, hard cash. Then, he’d take that bling, keep a small percentage of it for himself, and distribute the rest of his newly-acquired wealth to impoverished farmers of the tiny rural province in which he grew up. The dude quickly made a name for himself as the Robin Hood of Greece, and was beloved by fans of badassery, the people of the lower classes, and pretty much anybody else he wasn’t in the process of robbing or extorting for money. Shit, even the fucking people he kidnapped came out later and said that he was very polite and respectful to them while they were in captivity, and that it was pretty much the most pleasant kidnapping they’d ever experienced… he also made a vow never to harm a member of the public in his criminal escapades. He’s been true to his word.

Paleokostas was eventually caught, arrested, and hauled off to a “federal pound-me-in-the-ass penitentiary known as Korydallos Prison,” one of the harshest prisons in Greece: “a mix between Andersonville, Oz, and that stupid plastic box they keep Magneto inside in the X-Men movies.” No one who went inside Korydallos ever came out, except for Vassilis Paleokostas:

In June 2006, Paleokostas’ older brother (another pathological criminal who is now serving jail time on 16 counts of armed robbery) commandeered a helicopter, and landed it right in the middle of the fucking exercise yard of the prison in broad daylight. The armed guards at Korydallos, not expecting to be subjected to such an unbelievable display of gigantic steel-plated testicles, assumed that this chopper belonged to the warden or the Chief of Prisons or something, and instead of investigating it they all decided to make sure their shoes were appropriately spit-shined so as not to incur a citation from their wrathful bosses. Vassilis (who had orchestrated the entire operation from the beginning) … simply walked up to the helicopter, hopped inside, and lifted off. By the time the guards got their heads out of their asses and started firing their guns at the bird, it was already too late. Paleokostas had escaped.

After his escape, a nationwide manhunt was declared. Paleokostas evaded the law for two and a half years, hiding in the mountains and orchestrating another high-profile kidnapping, “snatching a powerful jackass CEO industrialist, ransoming him for a huge wad of cash, and once again distributing the loot to local farmers and families.” He was then caught by the Greek police, and once again sent to Korydallos prison, where he awaited trial. Except that the second day that he was at Korydallos…

ANOTHER FUCKING HELICOPTER showed up in the skies. It flew over a large tower of the prison, lowered a long rope ladder, and Vassilis Paleokostas and Alket Rizai climbed up into the chopper. As the helicopter flew off into the sunset, the prisoners of Korydallos cheered. Greek police opened fire on the chopper as it flew off, but a woman returned fire with an AK-47 assault rifle… the police eventually tracked down the helicopter, and found that it had ditched on the side of the road outside Athens with a bullet hole in the gas tank. According to the pilot, Paleokostas and his associates left the chopper and drove off on totally sweet motorcycles to an undisclosed location. They also popped some totally bitchin’ wheelies while doing so.

After this incident, the Greek authorities fired the country’s Chief of Prisons, the Inspector-General of Prisons, the warden of Korydallos, and three prison guards. Paleokostas remains at large.

[via raindrift]


Post tags: Activism, Art, Crackpot Visionary, Crime

Arthur C. Clarke?s 1964 Predictions for Today

Coilhouse - 09 Sep 10

BBC’s Horizon is a philosophical and scientific series that still runs today. Its opening episode in 1964 featured Coilhouse patron saint, Buckminster Fuller, along with the program’s mission statement:

The aim of Horizon is to provide a platform from which some of the world’s greatest scientists and philosophers can communicate their curiosity, observations and reflections, and infuse into our common knowledge their changing views of the universe.

Later that year, science fiction author Arthur C. Clarke was invited to share his visions of the future. Some are scary, warning us of the world becoming a giant suburb – right up there with the terror of Idiocracy, which still gives my nightmares. Some are encouraging, though yet-unrealized. My favorite speculations include: domed communities on icecaps, holidays under the sea, planetary engineering, and my top favorite remains recording directly onto the brain [please, yes?].

Though we’re running out of time to camp on either of the Poles, who’s to say at least some of us won’t be vacationing on the Moon in a fifty years? After all, Clarke’s prediction of us communicating instead of commuting was dead on, cryogenics are in full swing, and The Replicator exists, if only as 3D printing and spimes, for now. Watch the segment below in two parts, then see also:

I have to disagree with one statement though: “Organic evolution is over”. When we’re using at least 80% of our brains, I’ll consider it.

[Thanks, Disinfo]


Post tags: Crackpot Visionary, Future, Misinformation, Robots, Sci-fi, Science, Television, Ye Olde

JOURNAL: Koran Burning

John Robb - 09 Sep 10

The "Koran Burning" event is a interesting example of some global guerrilla themes.  

An unexpected global event occurs.  What caused it?  The event was produced by an individual, relatively powerless by traditional standards.  However, since this is the 21st Century, this individual is able to use unfettered access to a global super-network to leverage and amplify his actions.  The event he creates disrupts established global social networks and puts them into turmoil.  That turmoil creates the opportunity and sustenance needed to activate dozens of small subnetworks/groups.  As these groups interact, a new dynamic is formed.  

Inter // States

Coilhouse - 09 Sep 10

Samuel Cockedey’s time-lapse of Tokyo has been making the rounds, and many of you may have already seen it, but it deserves to be enshrined here. Set to “Paradigm Flux” by Paul Frankland, aka Woob, it’s just the right thing for a quick afternoon break.

via Pink Tentacle


Post tags: Art, Japan, Music

Red Dead, Mafia 2 and Game Movies

Kung Fu Monkey - 09 Sep 10

To be clear, I'm separating this discussion off from whether the games are enjoyable, or how they happen to bring you pleasure in your gaming style.

Having taken a run at both RED DEAD and MAFIA 2, I think one can argue that they're not so much games as movies where you participate in the narrative and fill in the off-screen (sometimes quite boring) bits. Interestingly, I prefer games like, say BATTLEField bad company 2 or MODERN COMBAT, or particularly UNCHARTED 2, in that they obey the rules of good narrative structure -- that is, leave out the goddam boring bits. You lose a degree of freedom in theory, but do you really gain enough in entertainment or emotion investment to trade off for the pleasure of story clarity and momentum?

All games are hacking about in similar evolutionary space right now, but I'd say the Bioware model -- where one has at least the chance of winding up with different narrative outcomes -- is both what I prefer and what is more, for the lack of a better word "game-y". It's the most intriguing new model.

Sound off down in the usual place.

MATI'S KITCHEN

Pulphope - 09 Sep 10

SPANISH KITCHEN
Mati Klarwein Spanish Kitchen, 1954.
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