lines = new Array() lines[0] = "I ATE HITLER'S BABY." lines[1] = "I'm so lonely." lines[2] = "Monkeys are funny." lines[3] = "Doesn't writing this small hurt your eyes? Good." lines[4] = "Brains is good food." lines[5] = "UND KEINER EIER!" lines[6] = "You talkin' to me?" lines[7] = "It burns - sweet Jesus, it burns!" lines[8] = "Now dance for me!" lines[9] = "Stingraaaaaay Stingray! Da-na naa-na naa-na!" lines[10] = "Kill for Satan." lines[11] = "My anus is bleeding!" lines[12] = "You are like the buzzing of flies to him!" lines[13] = "Koo koo ka-choo." lines[14] = "So anyway, I says to Alice, I says..." lines[15] = "[insert humourous fragment here]" lines[16] = "Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard." lines[17] = "Um... SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!" now = new Date(); num = now.getSeconds()%17; fragment = lines[num]; copyright = "Copyright 2005 Josh Addison. " + fragment + "" document.write(copyright)