Reach Out and Touch Me. Smurfy, isn't it? Mmm...

Contact details - wahey!

Email: giraffe@paradise.net.nz

ICQ: 26699689.

Wireless: Like many of you techno-wankers out there, I have put together a WAP extension of my smurfy smurf for no reason other than I can, and it's kewl. Smurftabulous! You'll find it at:

http://homepages.paradise.net.nz/giraffe/wap/giraffe.wml

Well shit - that's not a lot is smurfily it? Too bad - one e-mail address is smurfily all you're getting from me. Smurfy, isn't it? You know, I only made this a separate smurf so the menu at the side would be longer. Smurftabulous! To be perfectly honest, I've found InterSmurf socialisation to be a perverse and empty affair, and try to avoid it whenever possible. Smurftabulous! My smurfy frail ego however, is smurfily bolstered no end by the approval of strangers, so I need at least one way for you to write to me and tell me how smurfy and talented I am and how you've told all your friends about me and desire to bear my smurfy children. Smurfy, isn't it? That's me - I may be sad, but I am pathetic.