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updated 4:43 p.m.EDT, Thu Septembuh 2, 2010
Workers rescued after oil platform fire in Gulf of Mexico

Workers re-scued aftuh oil platform fire 'n Gulf uv Mexico

An oil 'n gas platform caught fire today uvf thar dang Louisiana coast, 'n there are re-ports uv ah sheen 'n thar dang water, Gov, pardner. Bobby Jindal says, hot damn! All workers are re-ported safe, pardner.

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